2)  Half the cars have Florida plates in the summer.

 

3)  Kids (Reagan) can finish 1.75's of vodka in one night.

 

4)  Kids drive 5 miles outside of town, into a field, and call it a party.

 

5)  You have seen John Walsh (AMW host).

 

6)  You remember the Clinton's coming (each time).

 

6a)  The secret service with shotguns.

 

6b)  The protest van downtown.

 

6c)  The Hillary Special, "it's full of baloney".

 

6d)  Doug wouldn't serve them.

 

7)  Those damn tourists!

 

8)  Thursday bowling night.

 

9)  The backups in the village in the summer (tourists again!).

 

10)  Kids are motivated to build a drinking fort.

 

11)  At HS, the students have nicer cars than the teachers.

 

12)  You are in a "stress free zone".

 

13)  To see the newest cars, drive downtown, not to the dealer.

 

14)  The best beirut players in the US.

 

15)  Jumping into the lake.

 

16)  Parties consist of ten kids hudddled in the smallest area possible and complain about how cold it is.

 

17)  It is possible to canoe down the lake as long as 12 beers and some vodka is availiable.

 

18)  It is possible to get more weed then beer in 15 mins.

 

19)  2 feet of snow, not neccessarily is a snow day.

 

20)  If a night to you conisits of 20 cups, 15 beers and the floor.